Fuck Me! It's The Bear Police!

Stolen goods? Petty theft and the scourge of drugs in your neighbourhood? In Fuck Me It's The Bear Police, the burly bear bobbies are on the beat and cumming to the rescue. They nick all the bad boys and dirty rotten scallies, then give out law and order in the best way they know how - a fucking good pounding up their thieving scally backsides! Forget truncheons and tasers. These beefy cops have got some real weapons inside their trousers - and they're gonna use them! Not an ASBO in sight mate!